Scott Fayner's Birthday Party
May 19, 2004
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The woman in the above photo is not biting Scott's earlobe, although he wishes she would. She is probably breaking the news that no one showed up to his birthday party. Well, that's not exactly true, I did observe a few people there, but they were mighty strange. I think they may have been devil worshippers or Rehab Clinic rejects. Just take a look at a few examples I shot with a hidden camera:

Now, the first picture surely appears to be the eyes of old Beelzebub himself, with those red glowing pupils. The second one is absolute proof that Satan exists (no explanation necessary). The third one was very frightening; I think he sensed my presence, and first, the tongue came out and then you could hear a strange hissing sound, and then--believe it or not--fire emanated from the depths of his soul. Unfortunately, digital cameras are slow, so I wasn't able to capture the hellish flames (you'll just have to take my word for it).

The fourth shows a unusual ritual that did not appear to be Satanic in nature, but I found it strange that many people were standing on one leg (does anyone know the meaning of this?). The last photo is some secret hand-signal they were giving to each other. At first I thought it meant peace, since I'm from that old "make love, not war" generation (yes, it's true), but soon I realized that it had an entirely different meaning at this party. I think it meant "I'm horny and I want to get it on" because what followed appeared to be an orgy of sorts.

By now you're thinking, "Okay enough of this brilliant humor. My sides are aching from laughing so hard. But, what REALLY happened?"

Okay, here's the serious journalistic verbiage:
The party started at around 9:00 p.m. I got there at 11:45 p.m. and some people had come, paid their respects and gone already. But, little did they know the party was just getting started. Organized and promoted by Intoxicate U Entertainment's very own Brad Thomas and Andrea Landis (the woman in the photo at the top), this celebration of the accomplished life of one fun-loving dude known as Scott Fayner occurred at a very COOL club called ICE.

The first person I ran into was Scott, who was downstairs meandering around, looking lost. He helped me find my way to Brad who had the oh-so-important VIP wrist bands for us elite invitees.

I spent little time downstairs, because it's so much fun to flash your VIP bracelet and get admitted to that "special place" where only the "special people" can go. The VIP area at ICE is on the second floor and has its own bar and railings to lean against to look down on the dance floor. It also has lots of plush, comfy chairs and couches. The bar area was packed with people. I immediately spotted Nick Manning and Dean, who works for Sineplex.

There was a very substantial turnout of well-wishers and I'm sure Scott was pleased with the size of the crowd. Although, I'm certain he was even more pleased that many of the girls there were giving him lap dances or entertaining him in other ways (I'm sworn to secrecy).

I only knew about 10% of the people there, but the ones I knew included Jenna Haze, August, Ellie (makeup artist), Mark Davis, Chase, Mr. Marcus, Lani Lei, Alaura Eden, & Robert from Jill Kelly Productions. I was introduced to Lily Thai, whom I wanted to meet since seeing her wonderfully entertaining appearance on She is GORGEOUS! Judge for yourself when you check out the pictures. I also met Naudia Nyce, a very sexy Belladonna look-alike, and Cassi, Talent Manager from Direct Models. I also finally met Travis from Sineplex, someone with whom I've exchanged correspondence for a long time.

I hope I haven't left anyone out. There were lots of beautiful people I didn't know and didn't have the pleasure of meeting. I had a great time! Thanks, Scott, and a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I still owe you a drink!

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